It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
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You. Win. At. Life.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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