Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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