Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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