If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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