Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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