Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
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