Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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