Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
