We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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