i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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