So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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