i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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