its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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