I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
He kissed a someone with a penis
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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