Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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