I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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