Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
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