In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
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