Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Randomize
