I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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