But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Damn victory sex feels great
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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