just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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