Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I am spending my child support on dildos
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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