Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
please don't ironically join a cult
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