That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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