Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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