i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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