We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Actions speak louder than pants.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
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