Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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