I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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