Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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