Sponge bath it is.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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