So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
