They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
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