wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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