i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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