please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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