Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I just want to make out with him forever
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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