he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
this must be what syphilis tastes like
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Randomize
