nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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