Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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