When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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