I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
i believe in u and ur pee
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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