i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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