Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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