Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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