I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Acid is not a monday night drug
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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