More tranny stories later!
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
how drunk are you?
Several
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
