I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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