If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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