I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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