So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
