do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Panties = found
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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