Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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